Treyarch has confirmed that Richard Nixon, John F. Kennedy, Robert McNamara and Fidel Castro will be playable characters in Call of Duty Black Ops. The four political figure-heads come together for a hush-hush meeting at the Pentagon when things get a bit wobbly.

“Zombies,” says Kennedy. “Gentlemen, at times like these our capacity to retaliate must be and has to be massive to deter all forms of aggression.” He then thumps the US seal on the wall and a secret weapons room opens up. He goes on to say “gentlemen, lock and load.”