Let’s get one thing straight—Team Fortress 2 is my all-time favorite videogame, ever. And to go along with that, I love rabbits. The fact that you can now decorate yourself in a bunny head just astounds me. Valve is just handing out these severed rabbit heads as one of three bonuses for players buying the new Sam and Max game on Steam this week.

Telltale Games has just launched The Penal Zone, the first episode of Sam and Max: The Devil’s Playhouse, and Valve wants to make sure as many Team Fortress 2 players as possible pick up a copy of the game on Steam. See, the Team Fortress 2 team are big fans of Telltale, mainly because they’re scared of them.

In celebration of Telltale’s latest release, Valve is giving away three Sam and Max items to Team Fortress 2 players who snag the new Sam and Max during its first week of release. Items include Max’s Severed Head, Max’s Pistol, and Sam’s Revolver. Click the jump to read the official descriptions.

Max’s Severed Head

It’s not often you’re given the gift of a beloved character’s decapitated head by the very studio responsible for that character. Still, we’re not complaining. It’s soft, it wicks away moisture in the heat of battle, it highlights our eyes. It’s got us thinking about all the other game characters we could be wearing around as clothes.

Max’s Pistol

Who wouldn’t want to squeeze off a couple rounds with the murder weapon of choice of a sociopathic cartoon rabbit? Probably quite a lot of people, when you get right down to it. Luckily, those people are all well-adjusted contributors to society with no police records, spotless credit ratings and few unresolvable moral failings. They also probably have no interest in playing TF2, so that means more murder-rabbit gun shooting for the rest of us.

Sam’s Revolver

This might look like an ordinary revolver, until you realize that it helps a talking dog solve crimes. How many crimes has YOUR dog solved lately? And let’s face it, his revolver kind of sucks too

The guns are nice enough, I suppose, but I can only imagine how amazing my Team Fortress 2 performance would be with Max’s severed head sitting on top of mine. Si what are you waiting for?! Go on Steam and pick up your copy of Sam and Max now!