With GTA IV Delayed, JT Moves Down Take-Two’s list

Posted by Homez at 19:02pm on August 19th, 2007

Jack Thompson has decided now is as good as time as any to crawl out of the woodwork again for another game bashing, and with the upcoming failed utopia-themed Bioshock, he just couldn’t resist trying to lay the Smackdown. Imagine the scene, JT was sitting down with his dinner at 8PM last Friday to watch another timeless rendition of WWE Smackdown.

Then, he was horrified to witness a televised advert for the game, proclaiming how “Take-Two are aggressively marketing the game to kids under 17 years of age” in an official complaint to the FTC. While we can see where he’s coming from, nearly every advert can be accused of marketing to a different demographic in this manner, so his argument becomes void. Needless to say, Thompson is keeping up his impressive form even though GTA IV is delayed until next year, as well as keeping his somewhat lacklustre pressure on Take-Two. Moreover, he has single-handily shown his homosexual tendencies in the form of watching greased up men fight for pure pantomime, which is just wonderful all things considered.

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