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Posted by Zain at 16:11pm on August 16th, 2007
You think you’re a Halo nerd, huh? I bet you think you’re the biggest fan there is with
your Legendary Edition pre-order and hype train building and whatnot. But Halo themed Game Fuel and Doritos flavoring laced hands be damned. A real Halo nerd will make sure to purchase this one.
If you were a true hardcore Halo nerd you’d wield two $120 replica Covenant Plasma Rifles, complete with “lights, sounds, vibrations, recoiling and pausing!”, whilst prancing around in your homemade Spartan armor and make a general ass out of yourself. HotTopic is now taking pre-orders for their limited edition plasma pistol ($70) and rifle replicas made of what the description calls glossy rubber and plastic. So you think you’ve given Bungie enough of you rmoney? HotTopic thinks otherwise, you sad psuedo-nerd.
Finish the Hype.
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